Tag: humor
member name: Thomas Millington
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April 30, 2008 05:20 PM EDT --
I have always laughed - long and hard. I cannot remember a time when I did not laugh. As a matter of fact, my mother tells me I came out laughing. She says I was born laughing and I haven't . . .
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June 06, 2008 06:03 PM EDT --
Marketing gurus have seen fit to replace many of our common household words with other, softer, more genteel terms, in an attempt, I suppose, to counter the rising tide of sex, violence, corruption and . . .
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September 11, 2008 02:24 PM EDT --
How many games have you seen out there in Gather-land asking you to name a this or name a that - mundane stuff fit only for those dumber than a head of lettuce? Well here is a game geared to true . . .
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June 11, 2008 01:37 PM EDT --
Warning! We are being invaded by killer tomatoes from Mars. They may look innocent, but they are deadly. As if tornados, floods, forest fires, volcanos, avalanches and hurricanes weren't . . .
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March 03, 2009 05:51 PM EST --
With apologies to all my Gather friends. I am not totally serious all of the time. On occasion I like to be silly and have fun.
Warning! This is a parody , probably. It . . .
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November 25, 2007 04:33 AM EST --
Here's a game for all you game fans out there in Gatherland. I hope you don't find it too difficult.
Post a word, any word, containing one or more letters, starting with any letter and . . .
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January 20, 2008 01:21 PM EST --
Vector Mornington of Tweedsville, Ohio, reports that the town council has just approved the hiring of a grammar watchdog to work under Police Chief Deke Reese. The duties of this new protector and . . .
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February 18, 2008 01:08 PM EST --
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please.
Certainly. What flavors would you like?
Walnut. You like walnut, don't . . .
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March 15, 2008 11:36 AM EDT --
I've written a number of serious articles recently, even some fictional short stories and a couple of poems. From time to time it seems the devil gets into me and prompts me to write something . . .
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June 29, 2008 03:40 PM EDT --
A little clause in the Constitution of the United States of America has made this country the laughing stock of the entire world, not to mention the country with one of the highest murder-by-gun rates . . .
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September 09, 2008 06:51 PM EDT --
A quick survey of the top 50 posts on Gather for the past 7 days turns up some interesting, although disturbing statistics. No less than 17 posts out of the top 50 in terms of most discussed (or . . .
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April 16, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
Over the past few years we have witnessed, through the auspices of our television networks, a number of shooting sprees, occurring, for the most part, at schools and colleges around the . . .
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January 17, 2008 03:30 PM EST --
The infinitely famous Chinese philosopher, Professor Ho Ping Tu, says that every horse has an infinite number of legs.
Here is his explanation of this seeming paradox:
Horses have an even number . . .
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April 11, 2007 05:36 AM EDT --
Comments and critiques to this story are eagerly sought and warmly welcomed.
Good afternoon gentlemen. How can I help you?
We would like to purchase two ice cream cones please. . . .
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December 02, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
There have been numerous reports recently in such prestigious magazines as Inventions Today as well as in the New York Times , the Saskatoon Trapper and other newspapers, of significant new inventions . . .
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November 07, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
In my daily life I come into contact with a great variety of people, as I am sure many of you do too. I meet old friends and perfect strangers, the famous and the nobodies, professionals in many . . .
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February 17, 2008 01:32 PM EST --
Good morning madam, how may I help you today.
Good morning. I'd like to see what you have in children.
Certainly, madam. We have European, Chinese and African varieties in both . . .
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February 18, 2008 03:10 PM EST --
Bonjour, Gauche. Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici au bord de la voie feree?
Bonjour, Droit. I'm waiting for the raisin train to come in. I'm going to need beaucoup de raisins. . . .
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November 06, 2007 09:05 AM EST --
Herewith are a few of our modern social problems along with a proposed solution for each. Readers are free to make alternative suggestions for cures. All suggestions submitted will be carefully . . .
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February 07, 2008 04:36 PM EST --
NOTICE - THIS GAME IS RESTRICTED TO MEMBERS WHO ARE NOT SMARTER THAN A HEAD OF LETTUCE. If you are smarter than a head of lettuce please go to one of the other games posted on this website.
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